April 14, 2012

Only Men Do These Things the Best, Women Don't

Men enjoy being themselves and roam the streets like rulers of their own world. Caring less of what world thinks about them, less baffled and lesser involved in the battle of the sexes.

The perks of being a woman are incogitable. But they do not think twice before shoving a troublesome jam jar, whose lid refuses to open in the hands of a man to perform the task. So men have been termed by women as the muscle mass, ubersexuals, caring but judgmental, cute but complicated and more over a period of time.

Then what about habits that men have mastered and women dread and hold less favorable views for? So below is the rundown on what men think only they can do the best, and women folk don’t come a penny close to it.

Be happy with Rs 50 haircut

Whether men are more of the ‘Classic’ types or are latest and trendiest ubersexuals, their tresses can be sometimes taken care at a price less than Rs 50 ( 1/10 times the expenditure, good girls spend at the least maintaining theirs)

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

Men folk don’t pour over their phone (for conversations atleast) They have minimalistic information to share, to speak about and to gossip

They can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

A ten minutes of ‘getting ready’ will mean waking up, brushing teeth, showering, selecting the right clothes, wearing them, putting on the right perfume, setting hair and getting in the vehicle. Whereas, for the opposite sex (the pretty women)it will just mean rethinking on the choice of footwear

Have only one suitcase when going on vacation

The fastest to be packed and lightest baggage with minimum requirements, men have their own ‘pack the necessary’ formula and zero interest for detail.

Go into a shop and actually buy something

Men find it below their dignity to leave any store empty handed. They provide zero room for window shopping which the ladies yearn for, even if tricked into entering it.

Remember detailed statistics of politics, but forget birthdays

Male ego will take a beating if they do not remember cricket scores or political agenda but what about their kid’s birthdays or anniversaries, men do not blink twice before forgetting their close knit family related occasions.

Retain Their Last Name Even After Marriage

Surprisingly Ritu Gupta transforms to Ritu Mishra soon after marriage and Atul Mishra remains Mishra. Although the marriage registrar has no such rules, men have brought upon themselves to retain their last names after marriage, while the women folk identify themselves their husband’s last names.

Watch 7 hours of continuous sport

Couched in front of the TV, men while away precious hours lamenting over the sport scores. Even at the cost of giving stupid lame reasons to not go shopping with their pretty wives, all this to just catch up on the scores of the match which will anyways be recorded.

Get handsome and smart with age

Amitabh Bachchan to George Clooney, all these men have grown young with age. So its naturally decided that nobody can beat men for their style quotient teamed with smart looks which they carry with poise. All the lotions and facials and anti ageing creams bother to have no effect over the thick skin as it chooses to stay young forever, undoubtedly.

But at the end of all, this is a booster for women folk

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